For a couple years now I've been tortured regularly by a buddy named Robert "Meanie" Means who sends me photos that are guaranteed to arouse my libido and ooze out some precum from my phallic appendage. I've survived Meanie's onslaught of penile lechery, but now I have another reader who has decided to push me to the wall with bulges and throbbing edifices! What have I done to deserve such pain? What do these guys want to toture me into submission...one poor, blond, innocent creature of God living a well-ordered life in the rain capitol of the universe. And to make matters worse, he's French! And we all know how sexually provocative those French guys can be, n'est pas? So, here are some shots sent to me by Lascivious Leon from Le pays de France. Now, what's interesting is that the first shot I do believe is of Chris Crocker, an American no less, who has transformed himself from a Britney wanna-be to one sexy top stud breeder who flops his pedestal out at every opportunity and has made a series of porn films with his big-dicked boy friend. The others are unknown to be (and I never forget an erect bulge), but they may even be residents of France for all I know. What I do know, however, is that I now have two "meanies" in my life to test my resolve to stay celibate through the holidays. Oh stop with the "Doubting Thomas" jaded chuckles, will ya? In actuality, I was celibate yesterday. That holiday, not the entire fucking holiday season, OK? Who do you think I am, one of the Jonas Brothers? Jeeeeeeze. Anyway, Mr. Smarty Pants Lascivious Leon the Horny Frenchman, I will not suck cum....I mean succumb...to your temptations. I do have my standards. Sure, they're low, but I'm not getting any younger, ya hear? Enough venting, I have things to accomplish today on this long holiday weekend....break my sexual fast for one. So, merci to you, Monsieur Leon. Laissez le rouleau du bon temps!