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In Your Face, Cocksuckers!
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There's Always Room to Grow in Current Poll Results!
Masturbation World Record
After
almost 5 years the unofficial world record of masturbation to
completion has been broken. Many have tried since Romanian Tudor Rosca
was crowned the king of masturbation in 2006 having achieved 36 orgasms
in a 24 hour period. In an interview with reporters he said
“masturbation for me is a way of life. I’ve been training for this day
since I was 13 years old and I’m happy with my performance today”.
Tudor, like his predecessor German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved
27 orgasms in a 24 hour period, had no comment about the new champion
record setter.So, there you have it. A gentleman in Romania was able to shoot his load no less than 36 times in a 24 hour period. Now, why is it that these Olympians of Cum live so far away from those of us who would be honored to support their competitive growth? At least if they were in Portland or Vancouver I could catch a train and be there in a few hours! No easy way to get to Bucharest from Seattle without a plane change. How tedious. Well! My own poll (right column, down a bit), in which several of you have already participated, shows that full 58% of my readers have climaxed 3-7 times in that same period. I was totally impressed with your sperminess until I read about my new BFF, Tudor Rosca. Now there's a man I could grow to lust...I mean love (although, frankly, a good rhinoplasty could do wonders....). Can you even imagine having a partner who could come 1.5 times an hour throughout the weekend? Makes my stomach turn (and it would with that amount of semen sloshing around). So, there's still time for you pervs to participate in the poll. Let's not be getting some delusion of grandeur after reading about old Tudor-man, though. It ain't gonna happen...although I think you should try. And, God forbid, if you should break the record, call me. You'll be on a plane to Seattle before sunset...stat!
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Old "Meanie" is at it Again!
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Mr. Rodman's Prescription for a Perfect Private Perky Penis Party!
Planning
a party? There's so much to think about. The logistics: location,
day, starting time, duration, guests. If it won't be at your own place
where instead will it happen? How big is the space? What's a
reasonable number of party goers for the extent of the surroundings? Who
should be invited? How much advance notice should you give? Can anyone
bring anyone they want along --- including others you've never met? Is
there a theme? Is this to celebrate some event? How formal should
this be? How close are others nearby who you may have to worry about
disturbing and upsetting if the noise level gets too loud and things get a bit
wild? What will be the appropriate dress level in terms of clothing? How are
you going to get the word out? Will it be a big bash or something simple
like having some of the guys over for beer, pizza, and poker or watching a
major sporting event on television? Then there's the planning details --- some items will
require spending money: food and munchies, alcohol and booze,
recreational drugs (Editor's Note: I do not support or condone the use of "recreational" drugs, but am choosing to include his unedited comments) and poppers, decorations and costumes, condoms, porn videos,
music and entertainment, party games, toys and activities. It can be
stressful and wear you down, figuring out all of this and making the
arrangements. After a while you may find your head
swimming. There's one vastly important detail that
tragically is all too often overlooked, not thought about with the proper
attention it deserves, and not given the care and planning it merits. This is
something that can be crucial to the overall success of the event --- something
that can turn an ordinary affair into one that your guests will never forget
--- something that can transform your event into the stuff of legends that
those fortunate enough to be present will be talking about for years. The key point is
not to forget about arranging for the DCS --- that stands for *Designated
CockSucker. Don't think or assume that one or a few of the guests
will end up giving a few blowjobs. You really need a skilled cum slut
cocksucker on hand dedicated to sucking off ALL of the guests (and yourself)
multiple times. This calls for an experienced, dynamic
master cocksucker---an ordinary cocksucker won’t do. You need someone who sucks dicks and slurps
cum with energy, enthusiasm, gusto, and passion---someone who’s tireless and
can go the distance, happy to stay down on his knees and suck cock after cock
nonstop for hours. He needs to be flexible and work under the conditions best
for your party, whether it’s privately in a back room or in the open in front
of everyone. He has to be willing to man
a glory hole, work wearing a blindfold, and suck hands free if desired so that
his mouth is what really coaxes the cum he swallows out of the dicks. He needs to be a champion deep throater with
no gag reflex, taking in even the largest cock there all the way to the
hilt. He has to hold his head still and
let anyone who wants to fuck his throat raw. He has to be excited to have his
face, the hair on his head, his neck, shoulders, arms, pecs, nips, pits, and
abs extensively slathered with and drenched and drowning in plenty of creamy,
dripping loads of cum. As long as any man there can still get it up again he
has to keep on sucking and continue to deliver stunning, killer oral orgasms,
even when they’ve become dry sucks past the point where every bit of cum that
was in all the male bodies present is long gone. And this
shouldn’t cost you a cent. At least when
I’m lucky enough to be the DCS at a party I’m thrilled to consider all the
cocks I get to suck and the cum I get to revel in and guzzle down as more than
adequate payment in full. When I’m the
DCS I guarantee full satisfaction. Thank you, Mr. R for sharing your thoroughly researched recommendations for my readers. Let's face it, where else will you get such useful and provocative insights but here at Oral Cock Worship? And here's just one more idea to consider. How about having the DCS spit all his hard-earned semen in a bowl after every load? At the end of the evening, a drawing can be held, with the winner given the glorious task of pouring the still-warm seed all over the cocksucker's face and wiping it into his hair and mouth while thanking him profusely and intensely for his servitude to the group. Silly me, always thinking of ways to improve the oral experience. Cheers!
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Follow Me, Bitches!
Hey guys. Do you know that you can follow me on Bloglovin and receive updates as they happen? And do you know that you can tell you friends to follow me using this link? And do you know that your buddies on Twitter and other social media are desperate to know how to follow this blog? And are you aware that fresh cum used under the eyes can help with bags and dark circle? Thought so. So, follow me, bitches and tell everyone you know! Sperm is a terrible thing to waste! https://www.bloglovin.com/blog/2541002. Sloppy seconds to you all. xx P.S. You can also follow this blog via email or by signing on through Google Connect. Honey, in this world of chaos, conflict and conundrum - you won't want to miss a word of my posts.
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An Oral POV and Proper Etiquette for Those Inclined to Slurp
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Creative & Hung - Michael is Hard - and Hard Not to Like
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Michael Has Balls - And He Isn't Afaid to Use them
He's done it again (...I think he does it several times a day). Michael, the endowed wunderkind, has created another video masturbate...I mean masterpiece for our viewing and listening pleasure. This one is a true homage (oh-mahj) to our favorite subject - THE COCK! Let's just put it this way, Michael understands the essence of oral cock worship and is completely attuned to all aspects of gay sexuality. Who better to produce these cum-charged videos then Seattle's guru of gonadal bliss, right? Check it out. Share with friends. Play it at your next soiree. And if you're not soigné enough to have soirees, just turn it on next time you are giving or getting head, OK? http://mynsfwmusicvideos.tumblr.com/post/93169167793/like-a-bird-florian-meindl-remix-lexy-k-paul
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Thursday Night Communion Swallowing the Loads of a God-Cock!
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Tranny Cock. Who Says You Can't Have It All?
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